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Peace is lame, if you don't believe in me I will hunt you down and throw you in the lake with some brick shoes ya get me fam?! Bow to me. Dec 27, 2016

Flying Spaghetti Monster was last seen:: Apr 5, 2017

1. Flying Spaghetti Monster
  Peace is lame, if you don't believe in me I will hunt you down and throw you in the lake with some brick shoes ya get me fam?! Bow to me.
  
  Dec 27, 2016
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  3. Wombo
    Eat some, pear
    
    Dec 27, 2016
  4. Scarce
    Eat a meatball you butter-covered slob, I'm the only true lord.
    
    Dec 27, 2016
  5. Harvey
    You sound like my kind of guy, wanna have a quickie in my toilet mate?
    
    Dec 27, 2016
2. Rod337
  Oh great Flying Spaghetti Monster, help us revive our great Lord Lenny.
  
  R'amen
  
  Nov 27, 2016
3. Nitromaniac
  We need your help reviving Lord Lenny.
  
  Nov 27, 2016
  2. Rod337
    You forgot to end your prayer with a respectful R'amen brother Nitro!
    
    Nov 27, 2016
4. Flying Spaghetti Monster
  It is true, I have returned
  
  Sep 10, 2016
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  3. Jordan
    Hey hey hey
    
    Sep 10, 2016
  4. lobster
    HEY PEAR
    
    Sep 11, 2016
  5. Harvey
    HEY LOBSTER
    
    Sep 11, 2016
5. Harvey
  Welcome
  
  Sep 10, 2016
  2. Flying Spaghetti Monster
    Thank you my child
    
    Sep 10, 2016
6. Wombo
  Heil Flying Spaghetti Monster!
  
  Jul 12, 2016
7. Rod337
  Its me! Mosey the pirate!
  
  May 30, 2016
  2. Rod337
    R'amen
    
    May 30, 2016
8. Sime
  God is that you?
  
  May 14, 2016
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  2. pistolsteven
    No @God is
    
    May 30, 2016
9. Hypris
  Love your name :) Welcome
  
  May 14, 2016
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10. Wack_Attack
  Flying Pear Monster
  
  Kek Kek Kek
  
  May 14, 2016
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11. AntiquePork
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-2TQHZQTtI
  I will do as you wish, Lord and Saviour. Life is you, and you are life.
  
  May 13, 2016
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12. nexgenhatred
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZK5tCY39x0
  
  May 13, 2016
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13. PumpkinWarrior2.0
  Welcome to the forums!
  
  May 13, 2016
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14. Turtleguy2018
  Everyone, greet the flying spaghetti monster. The liar and itallian food.
  
  May 13, 2016
  2. Kevin
    That's how you see it, I do that also, but I also think your god and jesus is also a lie. But maybe Pear is belive in this? You gotta respect it fam
    
    May 13, 2016
  3. Bilbocable
    I think what Turtle means is that the way this Flying Spaghetti Monster brought his religion was not convincing. Not that the religion itself is a lie, because it is an official religion after all, so we have to respect it.
    
    May 13, 2016
    
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15. Flying Spaghetti Monster
  I command all of you to watch CW's The Flash
  
  May 13, 2016
  2. Bilbocable
    Surprise, suprise! Who would this be?
    
    May 13, 2016
  3. Kevin
    I have no clue... I thought of the name Pear for some reason..
    
    May 13, 2016
  4. ewald22
    Way ahead of you :P
    
    May 13, 2016
16. XrayGodzilla
  mother of god ._.
  
  May 13, 2016
  2. Flying Spaghetti Monster
    I am not the mother of myself, I am God
    
    May 13, 2016
  3. XrayGodzilla
    Mother of Spaghetti
    
    May 13, 2016
    
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17. Kevin
  High in the sky, unseen by the masses
  Enlightening people as he silently passes
  Extending an appendage that’s noodly in shape
  He gives people wisdom, leaving them mouth agape.
  Though nobody knows what his intentions may be,
  One thing is certain; it’s easy to see:
  His Noodliness is benevolent and wise
  Dishing out knowledge as he flies through the skies.
  The FSM is here to help
  (Part one)
  
  May 13, 2016
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  2. Kevin
    Floating around like a great ball of kelp
    Though he can enlighten, go through walls, and fly
    We must always ask ourselves why
    He does the things that he does
    For we are forever in his debt because,
    Whether he’s friendly, helpful, or just bored
    He will always love us, Our Noodly Lord.
    
    May 13, 2016
    
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18. Bilbocable
  Those who doubted your existence have now been proven wrong. All hail our Lord and Savior!
  
  May 13, 2016
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  2. Kevin
    I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; one third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.
    
    May 13, 2016
  3. Kevin
    With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents—mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.
    
    May 13, 2016
  4. Flying Spaghetti Monster
    You will grow to be amazing beings because of this, my sons
    
    May 13, 2016
    
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19. Kevin
  OMG YES!!! IT'S MY ONE AND ONLY MONSTER!
  
  May 13, 2016
  2. Flying Spaghetti Monster
    I love you my son
    
    May 13, 2016
    
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  3. Kevin
    OMGOMGOMGPMGOGMGOGMOGMGO!!!! HE NOTICED ME!!!!!!! HOLY SHIET!!! I'm freaking out right now.
    
    May 13, 2016
    
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20. Flying Spaghetti Monster
  Bow down before me
  
  May 13, 2016
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  2. Harvey
    Holy shit
    
    May 13, 2016
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