I guess I could be the nee-san to your onii-san
he has a gun
Just dropped my phone onto my nose, picked it up, and dropped it again. I’m due for surgery tomorrow with therapy sessions for half a year
Yoshi was just someone to take the fall
Sorry just got back from an exclusive interview with the resurrected queen of England and Obama. We were talking about my trip to the Smoon, also...
Down here at the bottom of the ocean the pressure is enourmous
I just scrolled through my library, and I put together some of the BEST photos taken by my friend Beckett. Good luck, sorry for the amount of...
It’s already off the recommended websites on my phone for the first time since the new forums came out.
There are 3 guarantees in life: death, taxes, and getting asked what colleges you applied to in your senior year
You're sleeping on the unrelenting god of real food and drink. Your mouth only knows crayons and glue
There are legit 5 crayon eaters on this forum that said their favorite is oatmeal raisin
College apps are soul sucking
Timmy turner never wished for a big dick which means he was massive
What a sunny day! Such a nice time to test out my new bikini ;)
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