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8-bit dumb gibbaway thing

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by psandoval19, Jun 18, 2018.

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more?

  1. more

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  2. no more

    6.3%
  3. you know youre really mean psan like wtf did i ever do to you (also why the jhoke?>?? henllo>??)

    12.5%
  4. psan is a goddess and is far superior than npetadorkninetysex

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  1. psandoval19

    psandoval19 Well-Known Member

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    hi

    its
    that time
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    although this time issa little different. so lets get down to business to defeat the huns

    IF YOU HAVE NEVER seen one of these before, I ask you, what the fuck have you been doing, you hermit? If you have seen one of these before, welcome back, it's great to have you on the show again. Every now and then I feel like a good Samaritan and want to give out the opportunity to have your shitty idea shit-ily drawn by me.

    I'm in the mood to do some pixel work, so that's what will be given away this time! You may have an 8-bit profile picture, small scene, or animated sprite. So how does one win? All's ya gotta do is this!

    How 2 Entry for Dummies:
    -write the name of the person you want to enter AND tell me a joke. google or die.
    -if you enter someone else's name, you may not enter yourself. if that person has already entered, your entry for that person will not count
    -one entry per person​

    How 2 Be Big Weiner:
    -have your name selected by a random number generator
    -*must be entered and tell good joke, but jokes will not determine winner**​

    Entries will be open until June 25, 8PM PST
    Winner(s) will be drawn that evening or the following day, depending on my availability.
    Prizes will be awarded sometime after.​

    The number of winners is dependent on number of entries.
    15+ people = 1 winner
    30+ people = 2 winners
    45+ people = 3 winners​

    I'll keep a list of the entries here, and to make you feel bad about yourself, I'll make a comment on the quality of your joke. If you don't see your name within 24 hours of posting it, feel free to yell at me.

    Entries:
    enpeeturdsneinteesex | 0/10 i heard you searching bad puns u dumb fuck
    Skinnypini5 | 2/10 self depreciation is out, psan making fun of u is in
    ImWithSmart | 5/10 ok
    Nitromaniac | 0/10 what was the joke? its just a definition
    ItzCqnadian | 5/10 pure
    Jimmequa | 1/10 bad
    CREEPER_1 | 8/10 dark humor best humor
    BitHyper | 5/10 ok
    baseballaholic22 | 2/10 heard you tell me that joke b4
    HalfEatenApple | 1/10 boring
    ellilliv | 4/10 continuity hiccups but ok overall
    mocharaven | 4/10 dark humor but minus points cause i heard it b4 lolsorry
    Whalebit | 0/10 not a fucking joke
    lupa77 | 2/10 from undertale, but it is an impressive k-k joke
    masteraj12 | 3/10 what a dummy
    TeamPurple | 6/10 a bit too dark but still funny lol
    Bacon | 5/10 is ok, but heard before
    NickTheWoof | 8/10 solid, clean joke. also one i haven’t heard before
    Agent40 | 7/10 good joke, but definitely not yours lol
    CommanderBox | 6/10 hehe
    Rockin | 8/10 hehe ironic
    Luke | 6/10 funny, but hella dark. ​

    Total: 22
    **While I find dark humor to be funny, please be reasonable with your jokes because this is just supposed to add a little pizazz to your entry, rather than just wasting a forums message by writing your name. Not everyone in the community enjoys dark humor, so please take caution in writing your jokes, I don’t want any of you getting in trouble for it.

    Examples of what you can winnnn!!! !:D:D:D:D:D:d
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    [​IMG] [​IMG] ok prolly not as big as peter's ego cause lesbereal thats astronomical but u get the point

    thank you all for being interested and taking the time to read
    also not sorry for satire
     
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    Did you hear about the artist who died?






    They died from too many strokes. hah.
     
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    Did you hear about lobsters good joke


    Oh wait it's exactly like me, shit
     
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    What do you call a midget psychic who recently broke out of jail?






















    A small medium at large.
     
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    What do you call a duo of pikachus?



    a pikatwo
     
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    What do you call a monster that is really good at dance parties?

    The Boogie Man!
     
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    What do you call a bad joker?


















    The joker
     
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    Cancer.

    XDDDD EDGY HUMOR
     
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    In the game CSGO (Counter-Strike Global Offensive), when someone roasts you what do you say back to them?


    AWPologize

    (An AWP is a sniper in the game) :)
     
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    Wanna hear a pizza joke? Well, I wouldn't have told you it anyways, its too cheesy!

    I'm sorry
     
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    What's brown and sticky?
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    i got a beard and i didn't like it, but then it grew on me
     
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    I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say 'you'll be next !' They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !
     
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    knock knock
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    old lady who
    oh, i didn't know you could yodel
     
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    upload_2018-6-19_15-25-48.png HMMMMM :thonk:
     
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    At least try and put in effort into different, not overused jokes.
     
  18. Masteraj12

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    A man walks into a bar.

    He’s now in critical condition with serious brain damage.
     
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    Ok, so I forgot I told psan the joke once, the world is ending. It's my favorite joke, and only overused on teamspeak.
     
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    Sorry but it's not just overused in teamspeak lmao it's overused everywhere. Since it says the jokes will not determine winner, it seems as if you didn't give any real effort and just wanted to enter. The only jokes I've never heard except the stick one.
     

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