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8-bit dumb gibbaway thing

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by psandoval19, Jun 18, 2018.

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more?

  1. more

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  2. no more

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  3. you know youre really mean psan like wtf did i ever do to you (also why the jhoke?>?? henllo>??)

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  4. psan is a goddess and is far superior than npetadorkninetysex

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  1. TeamPurple

    TeamPurple The Purpatraitor (Mod)

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    I’m sorry if this is to dark or messed up

    What’s the difference between a Baby and an onion?


    I cry when I cut the onion

    Bonus joke because I had 2 in mind.

    What’s the best thing about sex with 22 year olds?

    There’s 20 of them
     
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    Hunter I dont know whats happened in the past two days but youve been condescending and rude to several people who are just trying to have fun and be nice. His joke isnt taking away from you nor harming you. If the joke quality doesnt matter, why are you attacking him on it specifically? I guarantee almost all of these jokes have been made up before and used several times but you chose to attack him specifically and try and ruin his fun. Its always on threads meant for a good time you try to bring everyones mood down. If you truly had that big of an issue with it for one reason or another, take it to a PM at this point. I dont know what it could be, but we are always open to hear you out on whatever. Lets all drop this mini arguement (staff and myself included) and carry on with a playful thread. Thanks.
     
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    Why did the girl fall off the swing?

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    Knock Knock
    (who's there?)
    not the girl
     
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    Hmm.. I wonder why I'm being condescending and rude.
     
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    Harvey Well-Known Member

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    Hey buddy why don’t you actually tell us what’s up instead of bringing down the forums? Just trying to help
     
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    This isn't the thread to talk about "condescending" and "rude" attitudes, let's take this somewhere else please and stick to the topic at hand and have fun! Some of these jokes are quite amusing.
     
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    Maxbendover34.

    Ok, here's another one just because (more humor than an actual joke):

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps.

    Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness.

    On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

    The brunette thinks 'I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.' The blonde thinks 'I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.' The Frenchman thinks 'I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.' The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.'
     
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    I asked my french friend if she likes to play video games...

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    Three blonde girls walk into a building -

    You'd think one of them would've seen it
     
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    What the fuck Luke that’s highly inappropriate, you should be demoted for this
     
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    nahanahanhanahanhahnah dark humour has been encouraged here, can't go back on it.
     
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    yeah sorry i forgot to announce stuff, but we will only be having one winner this time around

    so congrats to @Rockin !! please get back to me asap :3
     
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