Since the forums are starting to slow down, and nobody is making any posts besides profile posts I decided to partake in my initiative to help revive the forums by shitposting. You can help too by making your own shitpost/copypasta on this thread. The way it works is you either make your own copypasta from scratch or find one online (https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/) and edit it to make it appeal to project mayhem. Usually requires low effort but brings in satisfying results. They don't have to be as long as mine. Here are some examples I came up with: Project Mayhem is truly the pinnacle of Minecraft servers. You need an incredibly advanced set of intellectual skills, an IQ of at least 250, and you need to be older than 25 in order to truly comprehend even the most basic aspects of the server. Think about it. Every click, every movement, everything you do can potentially determine what you will do later on in the game. Just look at its most popular gamemode MCInfected. MCInfected is a strategy game on par with Chess. Each gamemode on Project Mayhem varies so much that they're basically entirely different games. I'm seriously tired of everyone calling this server something for little kids, little kids can barely understand Hypixel, let alone the masterpiece that is Project Mayhem. Do you think that a little kid could get higher than a 25 scorestreak in MCInfected? Hell no. Playing MCInfected is one of the most mentally exhausting things you could ever do. I was only 9 years old. I loved MCInfected so much, I had all the kits and prestige perks. I play MCInfected every night, thanking it for the life I’ve been given. “MCInfected is love” I say, “MCInfected is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to MCInfected. I called him a noob. He hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something touch me... It's MCInfected 2.0! I was so happy. I hear a sound in the game say, "Play me." It grabs me with it's blocky hands, and sits me down in front of it. I'm ready. I spread my finger tips for MCInfected. It penetrates my fingers. It hurts so much, but I do it for MCInfected. I can feel my fingers tearing and eyes watering. I want to please MCInfected. It plays a mighty sound effect as it fills my fingers with his love. My dad walks in. MCInfected looks him straight in the eye and says, "It's all ore now." Project Mayhem disconnects from my minecraft. MCInfected is love. MCInfected is life.