What's going on guys everybody's favorite jokester @mmo here. Now everyone has come to terms with the low player count and at this point we realize the path MCI is to go down upon. What if I told you there was a way we could improve the player count, not just short term, but in the long run as well? I've thought long and hard brainstorming some suggestions that I think will make a huge impact on the Project Mayhem community. I love you guys Chinese labor. There are kids in China that would love to play Minecraft in a dusty factory for just pennies a day. Mindless drones that are playing and boosting our player count for a low cost! Straight-up kidnap people. Yeah, this one might be stretch, but if we could get 5-6 people daily that are kidnapped at gunpoint and forced to play for half the day, this could really boost our player count. Having a steady playerbase will keep people entertained, even if is small, people will still be there. Any time you can log on, you have a few (albeit technically held hostage) buddies waiting to play with you! Shut down for a few months and then release... MCI 3.0! It's simple, right now this server is the only market for Minecraft Infected. The demand is small, but by artificially draining the market to nothing for a few months, a demand is created! After people are dying just to hop on and play a few rounds: bam. MCI 3.0. Get ready for a whole new grind, mother fuckers. Fortnite in Minecraft! I was gonna type some bullshit tongue-in-cheek description of this one, but I bet Mineplex or some cash-cow already has this shit released or in the works. Reset the game. Crazy idea here, what if there was a full reset? A full reset that would take all the inflated stats and prestiges back down to earth and motivate people to join back again and renew the grind! Now, the leaderboards are actually a reasonable goal that CAN be achieved! You can be one of the big guys too, nobody is 50 prestiges ahead of you! Who am I kidding, this one sounds too far-fetched. I like the child labor idea better. New Donor Ranks. Everyone is tired of Mayhem and Mayhem+. We want to give Project Mayhem more money! I suggest, rather than releasing an even higher rank, we release one below Spaz! Something that could be only a dollar, titled [Poor]. The rank would actually take AWAY perks you have, such as no longer allowing you to eat food or unlock any classes. BUT, you would have a rank. Pretty fuckin' sick. Credit Card Fraud. We still have a few kids that are snatching mommy's credit card and entering the data to pay for a shiny new rank. Why not just max out that credit card on some advertising (or chinese workers) and go nuts! C'mon, it's Minecraft, what are the cyber police gonna come after us? Hah! If you guys have any critiques, please let me know in the comments. I would love to fine-tune these ideas and hopefully soon implement them to make a positive change for Project-Mayhem. Thanks!