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Tanker/dead server song

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by TeamPurple, Jul 23, 2018.

  1. TeamPurple

    TeamPurple The Purpatraitor (Mod)

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    Purple back at it again asking for attention from online peers this time with a song that I need some thicc gamer/s to sing/rap. It’s just some parody of Scars - Avstracts probably really shitty did it in 25mins

    [RoZe:]

    You Spawn in, she gives you a cookie

    Tell you she loves you, as she turns into a mother zombie

    But you don't truce, instead you'd rather Tank

    And take it to the point to where you rank up

    And it makes you feel great, you break your sword

    You get a scorestreak so high Z_Hobo calls you a god

    But then there’s this kid who has a gaming chair

    They can hit you from super far and you get mad cause it ain’t fair


    I need a medic

    Yeah, I need a medic

    Give me a medic

    Yeah, call me a medic


    [Abstract:]

    She said I ain't seen him Tank in a long time

    Seems like survivors trapped him on the wrong side

    Remember the addition of master prestige and we all cried?

    I think for certain a large part of my will to play died

    They brought me up thinking life was Project Mayhem and sleep time.

    Grew up to find that time cruised and they all lied

    For so long, convinced ourselves the server was fine

    But the night we came back at three AM again was the last time

    0 players online proved the death

    Ben said, "we have a plan to advertise but it’s kept in house."

    Mixed arcades betas worked for a time but what now?

    Is this server worth less to you than a night mining coal?

    Slammed the door and then she dropped to the floor

    Tears streaming down her face said, "I can't do it no more."

    Said I tried to be strong for you, keep the server together

    But it's healthier this way and in the end we'll be better


    [RoZe:]

    You clench your sword , she gives you a cookie

    Tell you she’s low on HP, but you've been tanking too much

    So you don't stop, instead you go to a ladder spot

    And it gets to the point we’re you can’t be stopped

    Suddenly you feel sick, you use a gapple

    A grinch has shredded your hp through bars

    Now you got a heart and 30 seconds to last

    And you can see a horde of zombies approaching from afar


    I need a medic

    Yeah, I need a medic

    Give me a medic

    Yeah, call me a medic


    [Abstract:]

    I said, "Don't you worry. No, that won't be PM."

    She said, "I'd like to know that, but there's not much I trust."

    It's confusing cause I used to know the server that was

    And it all went downhill in just a matter of months

    She said, "You grow up fast when your favourite servers die."

    And nothing comes from the other gamemodes the stats don’t lie

    What if we add new maps? What if I give a nerf to that?

    Your kits been broken before, let’s nerf it again so it doesn’t get used

    I said, "What if the stars bought us youtubers to bring the players back?"

    And you're a beautiful soul, why you've been thinking like that?

    You're not like that, seen it in many of chats

    You're your own damn Steve , you are not just some stats

    He made mistakes and you learned from them

    I've made my mistakes, you're what I earned from them

    So we both know what balance can be

    So lets make a player committee

    Grab my hand reviving this servers gonna be bumpy


    [RoZe:]

    You clench your nades, then it happens like that

    Teleporting to a map with a tanking spot

    But you don't play, instead you'd rather relog

    And then it gets to a point where your kits are maxed

    And it makes you feel sick, it breaks your heart

    Cause you never meant to progress this far

    But you killed this kid wearing all leather

    So now the others only see you as a monster


    I need a medic

    Yeah, I need a medic

    Give me a medic

    Yeah, call me a medic
     
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    Give me a beat
     
  3. TeamPurple

    TeamPurple The Purpatraitor (Mod)

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    There’s the actual song
     
  4. Lividcoffeebean

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    This is amazing and id be happy to pay somebody $1,24 to record themselves sing this
     
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    Kevin Well-Known Member

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    Give me 2 bucks and ill sing and rap it, ill do it as serious as I can.
     
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    You just got scammed i would've been willing to pay thousands but now ill just pay 2$
     
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    yeah i'll do this next week
     
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    Open up the forums. Pop. It's MCI, c'mon mine it up.
     
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    this is cool i guess lol
     
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    Save it for the next art contest and win free 25bucks ;)
     
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    there's not an instrumental on youtube rip
     

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