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Why Ban Hackers?

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by Timelord_Ryan, Apr 12, 2018.

  1. Timelord_Ryan

    Timelord_Ryan Member Builder

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    I believe that banning hackers on our amazing server is wrong and right now I'll be explaining my facts to all of you.

    Player count, quite a few players within our amazing community have pointed out that players are actually required to play the games that need players (shocking) and are suggesting updates and features to attract new players to the server. Some are requesting changes to be made to the current system to benefit our server. One such change I KNOW will fix our current player count is removing /ban command and unbanning all players from Project Mayhem, removing this "feature" will allow our community to flourish with amazingly kind players and fairness throughout the land. Simply unbanning everyone ever banned from PM will allow at least 100,000 players to be able to re-join our server and integrate (back) into our community, I strongly believe that this will allow our player count to raise 100-1000 players more than it is already at.

    Now onto my second statement, the problem now with everyone having a hacked client installed will result in a lot of complaints. "OMG OMG TOO MANY HACKERS" easy solution there, just install a client of your own to boost your pvp skills, that will 100% fix your problems. If everyone is using killaura, has a 20CPS and is walking on water this will fix all issues.

    My final point is removing the anti cheat. Our server's anti cheat is banning more players than we can retain in our community, along with this problem I have a solution, just remove the anti cheat. This solution is so, so much easier than having to unban every player that is silly enough to get ban by the anti cheat.

    So in conclusion I KNOW we have to:
    A) Unban all currently banned players from Project Mayhem.
    B) Get every player to install a client of their own. (Whether it be free or paid for. And also lmao who pays for hacks anyway)
    C) Remove the anti cheat so we can retain our players.

    Thank you for reading my completely rational arguments, I hope the owners will listen to me and scrap their current plans for the server in favor of my (obviously) superior plans for retaining our players.

    Thank you all for listening me and putting up with my satirical 3 paragraph post. - Timelord
     
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    Actually, even better, instead of banning hackers, simply make it so they can only join a version of MCI made for hackers! like an entire new lobby for mci, so when you get banned you're sent there. But if you dont hack you can still go there to hack.
     
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    Agreed.
     
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    Best idea I've heard this far.
     
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    You shouldn't enjoy having to ban people
     
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    If doing a job means being enjoyed i'm doing everything wrong, since ive hated every job ive had.
     
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    Nah, but fear of losing a job (ik his comment was a joke) would imply that one enjoys it : P
     
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    If all else fails we can go back to plan B - Where I talk the hackers out of hacking. It works, trust me I'm a professional.
     
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    ryan you should not be up at 12:35am making these sort of forum posts, man if your mum found out about this, boy she would madder than an abo scavenging round on shots of ice
     
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    She wouldn't be angry, just annoyed and tell me to go the fuck to sleep
     
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    +1
    I miss being able to spider up walls
    without getting banned. Only caught me once. I mean I only hacked once on the server. No proof I once used kill aura at 3 blocks to get a diamond sword or flew out of the map several times with [data expunged]
     
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